How Ridiculouus

I have lear Atorvastatin, ned that some mothers have taken fancy on names of some medicines. Medicines such as
Rosvastatin, Ceterizine and Pregabalin.So they will call their babies with the names of medicines.

I am familiar with Ceterizine and Pregabalen. I know the Church will only baptize babies the names of saints.
That is why my sisters and I have Maria before our names.

I wonder if such moms will have their babies baptized with names of medicines with Maria affixed to them.